Suggested wine pairing: concord crush (whether that’s a drink or a strain is up to you).

 

In this, the something-th week of the

MOUNTAIN TIME HURLY BURLY,

I’d like to inform you that Ass Clown Brewing is an enterprise in North Carolina. I didn’t know that when I wrote the alt text, but I’m hardly surprised.

It’s Monday-Tuesday-Thursday again this week, and if you don’t check in on those days, YOU DIE!

I’m kidding, of course, but every time you check Mountain Time is a time you aren’t falling in the shower*.

 

*Guarantee is null and void if you’re reading Mountain Time in the shower, but it’s fucking hardcore if you are.