TMTHB 22: Topper Headon Writing “Rock the Casbah,” and Also a Little Baharat
Jan23
Suggested wine pairing: drink all the tequila you want and then eat a grape.
THE MOUNTAIN TIME HURLY BURLY,
much like the evaporation of the Mediterranean Sea, continues to happen.
New comics Tuesday and Thursday.
Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 12, window, 39, c.
My comic has recurring characters based on the two guards puzzle. I’m afraid my lawyers will be in touch.
Weird how Braxton consistently says Virginia as “Virginny”, but pronounces all other words normally. What if he’s trying to go somewhere literally called West Virginny?
Given this page’s location as part of a Big Major Event ™, I have to guess the red-hat guard is lying and pointed him toward either New Lancaster or Jeff Cola City (or whatever it’s called).
I think the trick is to ask either guard to wink in the direction of West Virginny. You can’t lie with your eyelids. Or at least that’s what that muriform ostrich told me.
(This post also doubles as my contribution to Mountain Time SEO optimisation. Since the word “muriform” has only been used on the internet eight times, anyone searching for it will now see this website on their first page of results. Although I’d still be keen to know a less obscure word for “mouse-shaped”.)
Search engine optimization optimization?
Xin: You’re thinking of Jeff Cola presents: Narwhal City.
NAR: Thanks for doubling my traffic and teaching me a new word.
Circle: I assume they meant “Southeast Ohio Optimization,” given the border shared with West Virginia. Mountain Time is dedicated to getting the most out of Marietta, OH, you know.
Oh, and your lawyers will have to FIND my lawyers before any action can be taken, and given that my lawyers are located in Oreegahn, which may or may not be a place distinct from Oregon, that could be tricky.
Yeah, we get new traffic from all those people who google the word “muriform” daily.
Is that last sentence…a sentence? It’s missing a predicate.
Hehe… oops.