To see what this comic would be like with a more traditional punchline, click here. (Then here.)
Archery Buoy and Burrito Squid have both made it to the Characters page, which, while very far from comprehensive, is getting pretty long.
Also, if anyone still uses porpoiseburps.com to access Mountain Time (they don’t), be aware that it will only work for another 30 days. (This gives you 30 days to make bets with people that “porpoiseburps.com” is a real, active domain.) Then you’re free to buy it up for yourself, and hopefully you’ll do a better job with it than I have (with, you know, more porpoise burping.)
Slight arousal in a department store is definitely the drink for me.. it’d be mellow and just a little citrusy.
I wonder if I can get some Windex in my masturbation on the cable car.
I got slightly aroused in a department store once, and then mildly stimulated in the parking lot. I can’t recall the exact cause, but I was listening to a lot of Bowie back then. And watching my carbs.