Or maybe she imagines that she meets guys, but they’re really just personalities she grafts onto the tree. By morning, she’s forgotten the personality and only sees a tree. And they always have so many microwaves because SHE has so many microwaves — it’s her house!
OR MAYBE she really screws up dates with men, and finds solace picking up trees down at the Christmas tree bar.
OR MAYBE she actually does go home with guys, but she’s such a floozy that they always bail in the middle of the night and, in one of the more unlikely coincidences ever, they always leave behind Christmas trees?
TOO MANY POSSIBILITIES is why this one wasn’t ready on Monday.
The question then becomes, is the tree a shape shifter or does he murder men for their skin in order to hit on this one chick….baffles the mind
Or maybe she imagines that she meets guys, but they’re really just personalities she grafts onto the tree. By morning, she’s forgotten the personality and only sees a tree. And they always have so many microwaves because SHE has so many microwaves — it’s her house!
OR MAYBE she really screws up dates with men, and finds solace picking up trees down at the Christmas tree bar.
OR MAYBE she actually does go home with guys, but she’s such a floozy that they always bail in the middle of the night and, in one of the more unlikely coincidences ever, they always leave behind Christmas trees?
TOO MANY POSSIBILITIES is why this one wasn’t ready on Monday.
I think this is one of my favorites.. the timing of it all is perfect, like the refrain to a catchy song.
Thanks!
Hehe, sillyness.
Also, is that a lion/catface I see in the second to last panel? :3