Don’t worry — the condor totally got skewered. You have to realize that the onion put in a hell of a lot of time on this kill, so it’s natural for him to want to savor it by waiting for the condor to turn around, realize his secret “island” hideout is worthless and try to fly away, only to be run through by a harpoon mid-takeoff, his limp body then falling into the ocean with a weak, irreverant “splish” seconds before being devoured by somewhat creeped-out sharks.
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Man, that sounds like one crazy 2005…
my giant rock was actually filled with condor bones and a harpoon…
I loved my rock!
I was worried for a moment there. Wouldn’t want a condor to live.
Everyone got a giant rock? All I got was giant Telly Savalas.
Holy crap, Joe! You were the winner! Why’d you throw it into the ocean?
Are you kidding me? It’s Telly Savalas. Why wouldn’t I?
Good point.