Suggested bloody pairing: Pureology Hydrate Shampoo.
Much like a ribeye you order at Black Angus Steakhouse,
SHAMPOO WEEK
is over. Historians will look back on this day and think about other things, but we will always know October 18th marked the end of Shampoo Week 2024.
I don’t claim to know the future, but I can tell you that all children born today will be Libras, and they won’t be any good for conversation for years. Possibly years and years, depending on how you count years. Me? I don’t count years. I just use six candles on my birthday cake because it’s the smallest perfect number, and perfection is what shampoo is all about, isn’t it? Shampoo is the perfect viscous liquid to rub on your head to clean your hair. And that, my friends, is a sentence.
Well you’ve certainly sentenced us to it. Man that is an efficient li’l parasite, where’s he putting it all? Sure he’s getting a LITTLE bigger, but.. I wonder if he’s like ticks and bats and stuff where immediate peeing to remove excess water when feeding.
I was just following the first rule of cartooning: Understatement. Nobody likes exaggerated drawings. Keep it plain and dry.
I’ve been quite busy and haven’t had any ‘clever ideas’ for comments across this past Shampoo Week, but I did want to thank you for taking the time to do it even with a wedding happening.
Thanks! Nobody wants to play to an empty room, so I appreciate it.
I also appreciate it. Experiencing Shampoo Week is an essential part of experiencing a complete year, especially considering a year wouldn’t be complete if one of its weeks went missing.
The parasite’s more of a Millard Fillmore guy, personally.