Suggested bloody pairing: Pureology Hydrate Shampoo.

 

Much like a ribeye you order at Black Angus Steakhouse,

 

SHAMPOO WEEK

is over. Historians will look back on this day and think about other things, but we will always know October 18th marked the end of Shampoo Week 2024.

I don’t claim to know the future, but I can tell you that all children born today will be Libras, and they won’t be any good for conversation for years. Possibly years and years, depending on how you count years. Me? I don’t count years. I just use six candles on my birthday cake because it’s the smallest perfect number, and perfection is what shampoo is all about, isn’t it? Shampoo is the perfect viscous liquid to rub on your head to clean your hair. And that, my friends, is a sentence.