Suggested wine pairing: Negroamaro.
UPDATE
I wasn’t able to get much done last week because I had, and am still recovering from, an elective surgery (yes, that one; I added fingers to my upper jaw so I can adjust my glasses hands-free. [In related surgery news, they don’t actually “snip” anything. It’s some kind of heat element.]). I also completely forgot about the Kentucky Derby because my mind was focused on, you know, that.
I’ve got five horses done as of 10:23pm, May 5, so we’re probably looking at a…Thursday? Look, it’s a really weird procedure to deal with.
I’m impressed with myself that I recognized the dolphin tail.
Hmm so that’s what happened to my mane. I read the wrong phrase and my hair got Gwen Khan’d.
What phrase did you get? I need a haircut but I don’t trust plate messages, so I’ma go back to my barber like a chump.
Barber scissors actually work by microprinting tiny liberation codes on the edge of the blade. Little known fact.
well as I recall, it was “Leyline command: it was you who broke my Meissen plate” and then I don’t remember what happened. Then he said “Breakfast is served with a silver spoon” and then I’m back.
Circle: And here I am, having long talks with my barber, and he’s never mentioned this. There goes that 25% tip!
Cold: I don’t get it, but I’m recovering from (elective) surgery, so there’s that.
Sorry I was just making an old anime reference and I kinda figured you’d just google the random name and quickly get the whole thing… I even made sure first google result expands and explains that.
Oooh you finally got a bigger elective, eh? Nice.
Ah, see, I only looked up “Meissen plate,” because I knew all the other words in that sentence. Though… I don’t know what a “leyline command” is, but leylines are weird and powerful, so why shouldn’t they give commands?
Anyway, no, I had fingers put on my upper jaw so I can plug my ears hands-free.