Suggested bloody pairing: Native Daily Clean Shampoo.
It’s (belated due to marriage stuff)
SHAMPOO WEEK,
the one week we all set aside every year to think about shampoo. Do shampoo things this week! Lather your hair. Rinse your hair. Lather your hair. Rinse your hair. Freeze shampoo as ice cubes and put them in your beer! Oh, and yeah—condition your hair. Don’t walk around with bristly hair like some kind of boar.
Those shampoo ice cubes will clean up all the hair in your digestive tract. Don’t try to act like you’re above eating hair. You’re crazy enough to put ice cubes in beer, after all.
Aw man I would love getting petted by a printer. Us bigfoots never get that kinda stuff. Plenty of shampoo though. I wonder if you can actually freeze it… I know you can only barely freeze cream, as I’ve learned when trying to preserve stuff that goes bad quickly. A
I love that uh…. let’s say Buffalo Wing Bill, is petting a chicken. That’s kind of perfect.