I immediately like this character. Brings me back to the golden age of girl detectives on TV shows trying to do things and have mildly interesting names.
Also everyone knows the only reason to put a typewriter into an oven is to make baked Z T
Once she gets famous with her frontscratcher and has the Frontscratcher Nexus all set up, someone’ll walk into a neighboring window store and tell them about their new innovation to use the other end as a middlescratcher. History repeats and all that.
The esophagus is more towards the top, I think. Like, not all the way up in the mouth, but in that general area.
Y’know, now that I think about it, scratchers are awfully overspecialized. If I’m going to be spending my standard difficulty earned money on a tool for scratching, it better be able to scratch more than one thing. This is the 674th triennium, damn it. Why haven’t we solved this by now?
But in relation to the front and the back, the esophagus is in the middle, yeah? Vertically speaking.
A nice, big tube-cleaning brush should cover all your scratching needs, but since it doesn’t have “scratch” in its name, you’ll probably void the warranty.
Does anyone really need a front-scratcher?
You scratch my front and I’ll scratch yours.
I immediately like this character. Brings me back to the golden age of girl detectives on TV shows trying to do things and have mildly interesting names.
Also everyone knows the only reason to put a typewriter into an oven is to make baked Z T
Once she gets famous with her frontscratcher and has the Frontscratcher Nexus all set up, someone’ll walk into a neighboring window store and tell them about their new innovation to use the other end as a middlescratcher. History repeats and all that.
Guesss: Well, in a pinch, you could use it as a backscratcher.
NAR: Classic quo pro quid.
Cold: My hat’s off to you. And now I want ziti.
Circle: Is that the middle as in, like, the digestive tract? I’ve got quite an itchy esophagus!
The esophagus is more towards the top, I think. Like, not all the way up in the mouth, but in that general area.
Y’know, now that I think about it, scratchers are awfully overspecialized. If I’m going to be spending my standard difficulty earned money on a tool for scratching, it better be able to scratch more than one thing. This is the 674th triennium, damn it. Why haven’t we solved this by now?
But in relation to the front and the back, the esophagus is in the middle, yeah? Vertically speaking.
A nice, big tube-cleaning brush should cover all your scratching needs, but since it doesn’t have “scratch” in its name, you’ll probably void the warranty.
Next question: is there anyone who CAN’T turn clothing into laundry by wearing it?
It’s kinda like how it’s assumed everyone knows how to use Word, but you’re still gonna put it on your resume.
I mean I WOULD, but there’s no more SPACE in my resume. I suppose I could figure out how to add more, but I don’t know how to do that in Word.
Great, someone else used my front scratcher idea, at least I still have the side scratcher