Suggested wine pairing: Head & Shoulders.

 

Thus concludes another

SHAMPOO WEEK.

I leave you with this thought for make great business: Why is Head & Shoulders the top-selling shampoo brand in the world? Because people, famously, have heads and shoulders. They can relate to the product. (This is also the secret to Mountain Time’s immense success.)

The remaining question is: would it sell in the Mushroom Kingdom? As Head & Shoulders has antifungal properties (as does Mountain Time), Toad would probably die if he used it—if I understand Toad’s biology, which I almost certainly don’t.