Suggested wine pairing: Alba Botanica Natural Hawaiian Shampoo.
SHAMPOO WEEK
lathers on. Tradition dictates that the Tuesday Shampoo Week update 0f 2021 is a time to recall the practice of ancient Andean societies, who used a soapy byproduct of quinoa to wash their hair.
Aaand with that tradition out of the way, I’ll remind you to tune in Thursday for more of whatever this is.
That mouseover text seems like it could lead to some intense arguments about ontology.
In fact, so does panel 5. If you burn to death, do you still exist?
The long-running webcomic Freefall taught me about chlorine trifloride:
1: “Do you know what to do if there is a spill of the cleaner chlorine trifloride?”
2: “Pour water on it.”
1: “It makes water catch on fire.”
2: “Sand?”
1: “It makes sand catch on fire.”
2: “Asbestos?”
1: “It makes asbestos catch on fire.”
2: “What if that stuff gets on me?”
3: “You will be very clean.”
1: “And on fire.”
( http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3100/fc03032.htm )
I need to try introducing myself like that. Minus the duck part. My ear has done stuff like that before though, so maybe I’m not as unduck as I think.
Man I’m hearing an oldtimey black and white cartoon kinda voice coming from that last.. character…
Circle: I think when you’ve burned down to a pile of wet ash, you’re much less “you” and much more “a profile in acute entropy.”
Xin: It’s a common discussion topic at the Long-runners convention. Buncha nerds, us.
Cold: Do you mean your ear churns out eyeballs, or that it churns out ears?
Well SOMETHING fell out of it.
You gotta do some ear kegels, man. Tighten that baby up.