My Zesty Iron Screwball (with acknowledgements to the American Council of Witches)
Jun30
Suggested wine pairing: cabernet sauvignon.
Maybe the insane heat wave that’s melted Portland has also fried my judgment, but I think it’s time for a
SNEAK PEAK
at the action-packed Mountain Time story I’ve been working on for so long.
Here you go:
Are you titillated yet?
Not Maribel! Oh well the boats will soothe me.. Better be full frontal though, with the whole prow showing. I’m not one of those rudder guys…
*Frantically starts redrawing entire scenes to include more hot frontal boat action*
“Gotta give ’em what they want,” says the author, who continues to make copious amounts of a thing people demonstrably do not want.
1: have we actually seen the mobsters hurt anyone before?
2: what would a snailbear be like to fight?
1: I don’t think so.
2: They’re hard in the back and sharp in the front. They’re also slow, though, so you should probably just run away.
1: good that it’s finally out there, people need to know mobsters do more than be inscrutible.
2: I was expecting something more esoteric, but I can work with that.
Headcanon: every time someone in this strip says “croquet”, it’s pronounced differently, and all of them are wrong.