A Pair of Adidas That Only Existed at Ross Dress for Less in Gresham, Oregon, a Long Time Ago and in Too Small a Size for Me
Jan12
Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
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Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
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And heaven is a pteridactyl waiting in line to invoke a punchline.
“I MUST KILL EVERYONE”¹
“BECAUSE WE ARE [GODS OF DEATH] AND GODS CAN DO ANYTHING SO THEY SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING DEAD”¹
“YOU ARE EVERYONE! He roared and stuck the needle in her and injected her with blood banana!”¹
1. D’arkYagam’i, “Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami,” Last modified October 25, 2008, https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/41/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami.
The cop lathers at warpspeed, but shaves at snailspeed. I bet it takes weeks to get through a conversation with this dude whenever he shaves.
I wonder how fast the pterodacytl is? Punchlinespeed?
Ahem, that is clearly a pteranodon.
All these unbeards are making me feel chinful to the max.
And it iiis weird knowing you can never really see what other people see when they look at you
Harvey: There is no punchline in heaven. They’ll punch you in the face as soon as you ask.
Bern: I don’t know how this passage relates to anything, but I’m generally pleased to envision death by blood banana.
Mesh: Given that he’s shaving on the job with no visible stubble, I assume the cop shaves all the goddam time, and thus never concludes a conversation.
Cold: My facial hair is an unfortunate mishmash of blond and red. On the rare occasion I let it grow for a few days, it looks kinda ok when I do a closeup in the mirror, but from the distance a person would normally view me, the blond is invisible and the red stands out, making it look like I have the beard thickness of a 13-year-old.
(That was a very long sentence, and I’d only be able to grow a goatee at best.)
@isto realised after posting that you kinda need both sides of the conversation.
“”Where are you going my sexy sexy husband?””¹
“I MUST KILL EVERYONE”¹
“”Why do you want to want to do that?””¹
“BECAUSE WE ARE [GODS OF DEATH] AND GODS CAN DO ANYTHING SO THEY SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING DEAD”¹
“”That is a good idea and once you have killed everyone we will have lots of sex to celebrate!””¹
“YOU ARE EVERYONE! He roared and stuck the needle in her and injected her with blood banana!”¹
1. D’arkYagam’i, “Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami,” Last modified October 25, 2008, https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/41/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami.
Man, where’s the Mountain Time fanfic where Tootmilk orchestrates a threeway between Brian, Simone, and the Midol lady so he can listen from inside the furniture?
(And there I just gave away an episode idea. But I probably wasn’t going to make it anyway.)
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