Suggested wine pairing: zinfandel.
Looking at it now, I see that the dual mics in the last panel look like Mayor Ham putting up two tiny fists.
Those are microphones, dear reader. I’m not trying to be ham-fisted.
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You ever get such bad allergy eyes you swear you can hear your lids moving? It’s not a hat.
I am just glad those aren’t nipple electrodes.
Is it anything like when you sleep with your contacts in and the protein buildup makes it feel like there’s glue in your eyes? Because that isn’t a hat either.
And now I’m going to spend all week making Victor Ham bondage erotic. Thanks.
I wake up with my eyes glued shut every day, I’m trying not to take it as a personal attack on the part of my eye mucus glands. I wonder, since people ascribe DRY crusty bits to the Sandman, what would they think of this? Something.. less sandular.
@ColdFusion
“Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragons’ fire”
I can tell you’ve never had a proper look at the Mucus-B-52.
@title text
…a sphinx asked me that same riddle once. I answered “exile, you separate a person from the region of their crime so it won’t kill them”. it wasn’t the expected answer, of course, but it wasn’t too bad, so he just stole my cocoa and gave me this cursed list.
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5119: a real man, and a sphinx, knows to appreciate partial success, but only when they want to.
Cold: Perhaps you’re plagued by the Quicksandman.
Bern: That’s a pretty good answer, but I think a more accurate one would be jumping in front of the bullet they’re about to take to the brain, or hiding behind them at the gallows, switching their noose with a trick one, and using the real one on yourself.
Or maybe I’m confused about the definition of “confiscate.” I dunno; it’s late.