Suggested wine pairing:
Well, this sure is the second of four episodes in this
SHAMPOO WEEK,
and while this is a near-ideal number of comics for a five-day span, it’s definitely too often to wash your hair! The key to finding the best washing schedule for you is to observe the behavioral patterns of crows in your neighborhood. Crows don’t use shampoo, of course, but they do a lot of flying, perching, and cawing, and therein lies wisdom.
I have faith in the long-term success of Vanexillography, even if our friends in New Lancaster are slow to adopt
Hahahahaha when I was a kid I dreamed my dingus looked just like in that flag. Lil Gonzo nose.
I think all of us artists can sympathize with the flagcaster getting so many notes, but at LEAST they seemed to hit consensus after a moment. That hasidic guy really did have the best idea.
Jump: With 19 flag designs in a year, I’d say she’s gotta at least be financially successful. I don’t know if she’s get-down-from-the-roof-of-a-Qdoba successful, though.
Cold: Don’t say “Gonzo nose” too loud, or the townsfolk are going to start crying for a squid shampooing a muppet on the next flag.
I think the solution I would propose is a blank flag, and to have the townspeople fill it in however they please from day to day.
The crows of my neighborhood pick the sunflower seeds from the bird feeder and scatter the others upon the ground.
Yeah, but then you have people brawling in front of city hall to get their version of the flag up there.
It’s frightening and rad that crows are figuring out agriculture.