Ok, so there wasn’t any real reason for the multi-colored sound effect, but it does kind of look like the label on a carton of a delicious fruit juice blend. I mean, yeah, it’s probably only like 10% juice, but that’s not such a bad thing. Too much citric acid can upset your stomach, and believe me, one taste is enough to make you want to drink a lot of SPLASH! fruit juice cocktail.
There once was a hamster from a vertical plane of existence
The level of agoraphobia he felt was quite intense
Answering the door was his call
Though quickly out he did fall
Saved by Surf Rat without expectation of recompense
You capitalize all your F’s.
I get that a lot — not the limerick, which is lovely, Dougie — but the F complaint. I understand that people expect lower-case fs to be rounded at the top rather than angled. My hand just doesn’t want to do that. However, if you’ll notice, the line in the F’s midriff only reaches the backbone on capitals, but goes all the way through on the lower-case ones.
That concludes today’s episode of Penmanship Potpourri. Tune in next time!
I’m with you, isto. My f’s end up like that too sometimes. Not always, but I understood your handwriting. Besides, I happen to know that the Notorious Hamster’s r’s look like t’s. Seriously.
I once again love the random color. I would drink splash! fruit juice.
So how does one become Surf Rat?