Happy birthday, Kristen! And happy anniversary to the Greeks: on this day, 2489 years ago, you defeated the Persian naval fleet in the Battle of Salamis. Too bad there’s no way the battle was as cool as it sounds. What I want to imagine as a bunch of sausages firing cannons and swinging around on ropes with swords a-flailing was doubtlessly just a bunch of dudes in boats ramming into each other. Either way, though, it was a total sausage fest.
I liked much better surf rat when it was riding the wave of freedom instead the FOOT OF FREEDOM.
You’re right — the WoF always looks a little foot-like, but today it is especially so. This, clearly, is underlining the symbolism of the Wave’s ability to KICK ass!
Who wants more puns?
I demand more cheese puns. Also, what ever happened to Serf Rat’s rebellion?
This page is everything I love about Mountain Time.
Damme, Joe, I don’t have a hole lot of cheese puns on hand.
How dairyou make such obscene jokes!
Telemea about it!!
Isto, I am a cheese pun Muenster!
These puns are not very gouda