Suggested wine pairing: Shiraz.

 

New Rule:

Temperatures cannot exceed 86F. Once you hit 87, you’ve entered the domain of FM radio stations. Don’t be a dick, weather! Let shock jocks and adult contemporary have an exclusive set of numbers! That’s just etiquette, though it may confuse anyone who isn’t from the US, Liberia, or the Caymen Islands.

 

UPDATE

It’s looking like a Tuesday post this week.