Suggested bloody pairing: Garnier Fructis Pure Clean Purifying Shampoo.
That’s Western medicine for ya, treating all death like it’s hazardous.
“Still D.R.E.”? No, still
SHAMPOO WEEK.
Shampoo is a nice, safe thing. Nobody has ever died from shampoo, unless they drank it or washed their hair so much that their brain fell out. But the people who do that kind of deserve it, don’t they? The directions on the bottle are clear, kind of like the directions on a sword that read, “Hey, don’t fall on this.”
A Shampoo Week comic that’s explicitly about a LACK of shampoo!? It’s so crazy it might just work…
Anyway, those candles should listen to their doctor if they know what’s good for them — you’re supposed to avoid even petite mort.
That’s a masterful little death joke. You’ve won the day.