Suggested bloody pairing: Red snapper.
UPDATE
This week ain’t gonna have a new episode. I’m gettin’ married, see, on October 3rd, and I gotta prep for that, uh… little week we celebrate every year, capiche? It’d be a shame if something happened to our friend Fricass—shit, he’s already dead.
Anyway, you get the message, you get the mafia bit, I seem to only get married once every 42 years… you get it. Thanks for reading.
All I can hear is Patrick Star going “Wee woo, wee woo, wee woo…”
Saves a lot of money on sirens. Do you know how expensive those are? You have to find the mythological creature, jam it into the bulb.. then get a different colored one, put it in the other side.. and if you don’t run the wires right, it just attracts sailors.
Xin: I did not put audio on this post. Is your TV on, or are you hallucinating?
(I don’t have a good reply because I’ve never actually seen SpongeBob.)
Cold: Don’t forget the cost of importing them from the Mediterranean. Unless, of course, they’re as common as your standard mermaid. Did you know that the Spanish for “mermaid” is “sirena”?
Ah, I see we’ve entered the “Beyond” half of this storyline. I’m going to incorporate this into my previous headcanon by now saying every single character involved in this storyline that is not Fricassee is coincidentally named “Beyond”.
In the episode “Hall Monitor”, Spongebob and Patrick eventually pretend to be police, and in the process imitate having a siren by literally saying “Wee woo, wee woo”. I’d have thought this was a direct reference to that if you *had* seen the episode.
I did, and that’s why dugongs are called that.. but it’s weird. I definitely draw a line between regular’ some guy fucked a fish’ mermaids, and magical-powers-havin’ ‘some FAIRY fucked a fish’ sirens.
Circle: I liked your idea, and maybe the character you heretofore thought was Beyond will return so I can reveal the name I have for her in my head, but it’s more likely that everyone is named Beyond. It’s not even that bad a name compared to, say, Anus.
Xin: Sadly, I’m so fucking old that SpongeBob wasn’t even a tiny part of my early life. My friends who had kids would tell me that it was still funny for adults, but I was so busy watching some of the worst horror movies ever made (because that’s my obsession) that I never checked it out.
Cold: So sailors be fucking manatees all over the place? You’re right; at least sirens have powers. Getting horny for a sea-cow is about a -20 contract prescription.