(To be continued.)
Thanks to the miracle of time travel, I’ve received some fan art from the WWII-era U.S. Air Force. It’s a neat surprise, but they got the logo clock all wrong.
To anyone interested, Mountain Time is in need of a short, informative essay about Canada. Fourish paragraphs should suffice, and the best entry will be woven into the Mountain Time fabric. All lesser entries will be shoved onto some gimmick page and made fun of. (Ok, I probably won’t make fun of them, but that was a really satisfying ending to that sentence, you know?) Email me some essays, dudes and ladies!
Update:
Happy Labor Day! Mountain Time returns tomorrow, provided I don’t decide that making Mountain Time return tomorrow counts as labor. We’ll see.
I may attempt that essay. While I do not actually live in Canada, my state is close enough for me the scrutinize it’s maple leaves from a distance.
Also, I feel a little iffy about the Nissan. I want a car that is safe for the environment. I need this thing to plant trees while I drive.
When I look around me,
I can’t believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost it’s will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
‘Cause Canada’s really big
We’re the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we’ll be first
(as long as we keep Quebec)
The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks
They just don’t amount
‘Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is
It isn’t what you do with it
It’s the size that counts!
Most people
Will tell you
That France is pretty large
But you can put
Fourteen Frances
Into this land of ours
(it’d take a lotta work, it’s take a whole lotta work)
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/arrogant+worms/#share
I’ve always wanted an emotionally available nissan!
Ugh, I write car advertisements all day so this is, like, seeing my job mixed in with my fun times.
That was a neat bit of time travel though.
Joe: Essay it up, man! Also, get a bike and throw seeds everywhere while you ride.
Bojangles: Email! Email!
HHP: Apparently there’s one available, either in Lansing or at the bottom of the ocean. Best of luck!
ColdFusion: Deepest sympathies, man! I know a thing or two about spending all day looking at advertising copy. Maybe some anti-advertising would reverse the negative effects of today’s comic?
Do you hate your legs so much that you’d like to spend years in debt just to avoid using them? Does clean air piss you off? Do you prefer your seafood coated in petroleum? If so, buy a car!
YES. that is EXACTLY right. They’re stressmachines. Oh well, I only have to write ads 5 hours a day, the other 3 hours I get to record them with my smooth, smooth voice.
You could make some smooth, smooth Mountain Time ads, just sayin’.
Do it Coldfusion. Mountain Time Ads would be a commercial I WOULDN’T skip with Tivo.
Canada, eh? Sounds fun. Unfortunately I’m pretty swamped at the moment, but if I have spare time this weekend I’ll send something about it.