UPDATE
New comic Friday!
Prompt words: Montessori; pangolin, takobiki, purulent, ermine, vanadium; Charlie, grovel, friar; serein; morphing, campfire, concrete, 57-bit; prelim, pineapple, philharmonic, porter, parameterization
Many thanks to my exemplary patrons!
(Last month’s format experiment has rolled over to next month, not because I forgot to do it, but for different reasons altogether. Yessir.)
If you aren’t a patron, maybe you should be?
I swear this is the second time you caused me to look up the meaning of purulent, and I’m just as displeased the second time. Particularly due to my bad memory. Serein gets a pass though. Also I feel smart because I knew WELL in advance that was a snapping turtle and not a pineapple. Even a hungry pangolin could have known that about me.
Purulent friar is the worst character ever! And TECHNICALLY speaking, this time wasn’t on me — I was paid to write it.
Even without baseball bats, you get what you pay for when you fuck with a snapping turtle. Don’t do it, kids.
But… the wine pairing! Please! I can’t enjoy this without the suggested wine!
Patreon comics don’t get wine pairings; Patreon is about the readers giving me the money they’d normally spend getting the appropriate wine.
As somebody too poor to pate but fully in support of this here comic with 100% of my non-monetary support substances, I can recommend wine gums!
Now I’ve never HAD wine gums, since they’re native to the UK, but… I know their purple candies are all blackcurrant instead of gross artificial grape, so..
These patreon comics are great for my vocabulary.
p.s. Gross.