Suggested wine pairing: any fruity red blend with a float of gasoline.
The first draft of this one ended with quite a different tenor:
UPDATE
Welcome back! The site layout isn’t entirely back to normal yet, but on the plus side, you can actually see the site, so it’s a net win.
There should be a new comic Thursday, and an unusual event some other time this week.
Thanks for your patience, and for the time you spend pointing your eyes at this website in a way I totally can’t harness to absorb your life energy and become the world’s unhealthiest immortal.
Kinchy’s got so much personality. It’s weirdly satisfying seeing that sockpuppet getting unnerved.
Working with animals does that to you. I worked in the paleontology lab in college, and we had this preserved horseshoe crab. I swear, being in the same room with that thing for hours a day really made people notice me — particularly the perpetual terror in my eyes.
Nice comic but what the f*** is the last bit of the update.
You planning something?
Oh, I just appreciate having readers who understand when things don’t go smoothly! Y’all keep me young.