Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
UPDATE
It has become clear that I should not attempt to get the Patreon episode up until the second week of the month, so that I have adequate time to meld all the prompts together. I started early on this one, and it’s gotten preeeeetty long.
Corollary to this update: Monday’s comic will be on Tuesday, Thursday’s may or may not fall on Friday, and Patreon 2 will be up next Monday.
god dammit here I am trying to make some joke about neapolitan bullets and Skip’s entire routine just slays me in two panels. I am slain.
I’d really love to see the live-action version, where there’s all these animated graphics on the green screen showing that time will continue to pass.