Honestly, I’m beginning to think it would be possible to create a surreal comic just by using the things spambots say as all of the dialogue and narration.
It has legitimately never occurred to me in my life that 7up is like seven 1ups.. and there have legitimately been games that use Xup in higher integers.
The sad thing about Bottom is he was clearly designed with a Top in mind, what with his lack of a place for normal legs to go. The ideal Top clearly would be legless. But by giving up, they DIDN’T give him ‘up’ :C and that brings me down.
Aside from Coca Cola (cola with cocaine in it) and Pepsi (meant to alleviate dyspepsia), I can’t think of any soda name that makes sense. I mean, I suppose Grape Crush could be made with crushed grapes, ok. But ginger ale isn’t ale, Mello Yello’s caffeine content is almost identical to Mountain Dew’s (and therefore hardly “mello”), Mountain Dew is not made with dew from mountains in any way more significant than any other beverage is made with mountain runoff, and I’ve never heard of a god damn pepper getting a doctorate.
If you look really closely at the hypothetical Top, you’ll see he has super tiny legs, the same way Bottom has really tiny arms — and even an indent where bottom’s head-cone would go. These features, meant to ensure a stable stack, could not be achieved.
I can think of one: Root Beer is so-called because it fizzes like Real Beer, but it doesn’t contain alcohol; and it’s probably made from roots somehow.
oh is that what was going on up there in that imaginary picture. I thought maybe so. Root beer and ginger ale both used to have small amounts of alcohol and were brewed like beer, so that has an excuse.. on the other hand, mountain dew meant moonshine, so that’s possibly even less accurate.
Sprite takes the best word meaning “pixie” or “elf” and turns it into too-sweet lemon-lime soda. Sierra Mist is guilty of the same crime as Mountain Dew. I still don’t know what 7UP means, but I prefer it to these other obvious lies.
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Honestly, I’m beginning to think it would be possible to create a surreal comic just by using the things spambots say as all of the dialogue and narration.
It’d be like that time they had Cleverbot talk to itself, only they’re fed nothing but the raw text of old magazines and taught how to be vague.
I’ve thought about doing that, but I have so much spam to sort through it’s all but guaranteed I’d miss the best stuff.
It has legitimately never occurred to me in my life that 7up is like seven 1ups.. and there have legitimately been games that use Xup in higher integers.
The sad thing about Bottom is he was clearly designed with a Top in mind, what with his lack of a place for normal legs to go. The ideal Top clearly would be legless. But by giving up, they DIDN’T give him ‘up’ :C and that brings me down.
Aside from Coca Cola (cola with cocaine in it) and Pepsi (meant to alleviate dyspepsia), I can’t think of any soda name that makes sense. I mean, I suppose Grape Crush could be made with crushed grapes, ok. But ginger ale isn’t ale, Mello Yello’s caffeine content is almost identical to Mountain Dew’s (and therefore hardly “mello”), Mountain Dew is not made with dew from mountains in any way more significant than any other beverage is made with mountain runoff, and I’ve never heard of a god damn pepper getting a doctorate.
If you look really closely at the hypothetical Top, you’ll see he has super tiny legs, the same way Bottom has really tiny arms — and even an indent where bottom’s head-cone would go. These features, meant to ensure a stable stack, could not be achieved.
I can think of one: Root Beer is so-called because it fizzes like Real Beer, but it doesn’t contain alcohol; and it’s probably made from roots somehow.
oh is that what was going on up there in that imaginary picture. I thought maybe so. Root beer and ginger ale both used to have small amounts of alcohol and were brewed like beer, so that has an excuse.. on the other hand, mountain dew meant moonshine, so that’s possibly even less accurate.
Sprite takes the best word meaning “pixie” or “elf” and turns it into too-sweet lemon-lime soda. Sierra Mist is guilty of the same crime as Mountain Dew. I still don’t know what 7UP means, but I prefer it to these other obvious lies.
Sierra Mist is the best stealth knockoff name I can’t believe I never picked up on for years and years.