The best littering in the world is when you throw something SO hard, so directly, RIGHT at the aperture of the trash can, and it does a perfect loop in the air and lands just outside of the can. Like it had to travel farther AFTER leaving your hand than it would have to go in, but it did so. And maybe it hit somebody. And maybe it had just a bit of mustard on the edge.
The best littering in the world is when you throw something SO hard, so directly, RIGHT at the aperture of the trash can, and it does a perfect loop in the air and lands just outside of the can. Like it had to travel farther AFTER leaving your hand than it would have to go in, but it did so. And maybe it hit somebody. And maybe it had just a bit of mustard on the edge.
Call me old fashioned, but I think the best littering is a box of skin mags left randomly in the woods. It’s a public service, really.