Suggested wine pairing: sangria.
UPDATE
If you placed an order this week involving an index card: Sorry for the delay in shipping! I don’t want to send out an inferior drawing, especially considering all my drawings are, generally speaking, inferior. They should probably be shipped Saturday.
You started me off with a vocabularection, then socked me right in the pocket with a pun the likes of pretending zebra is a kind of bra.
Ain’t no pun like a belabored pun!