While there is something oddly disconcerting about this particular location, the statements of the signage are in accordance with my personal experience.
In the words of Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa, “Seems legit.”
The profits of crime, reinvested in local business, are an economic boon to a community with a positive impact hard to match by more purely legal avenues of funding.
In another economic theory, the bagel is an ideal symbol, for which we may say the sale price can be represented by the diameter, and the profit margin by the hole in the middle. This is why so few businesses specializing in bialy in particular are successful. Whereas selling an inverse bagel in which the hole exceeds the diameter of the whole would be a pure-profit endeavor, but again most likely a crime, depending upon the jurisdiction in which the theoretical baker operates.
Ah, I see, like the iconic image of a mostly eaten apple, gently sloping from it’s poles till we suddenly reach a jagged concavity circumscribing it’s former girth… only made out of boiled bread.
My breakfast specialty of the house is a half bagel with an egg fried in the hole, if I could devise a recipe for creating the inverse of that I should surely have my fortune made.
More than a mostly eaten apple, I’m picturing something like a yo-yo.
I think what you need is a kind of pineapple ring-shaped mold to shape eggs, and then you use a long, narrow piece of boiled bread as a curtain rod to hang them on.
See maybe my bagels have been too tight, more like a double-anus bread, but my idea of the inverse bagel is just two small ridgy cones that insert into each holecrease to create a flat disc of bread. like I’m thinking like donut holes. theyd be bagelplugs
So THAT’S the origin of Randy’s!!
While there is something oddly disconcerting about this particular location, the statements of the signage are in accordance with my personal experience.
In the words of Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa, “Seems legit.”
The profits of crime, reinvested in local business, are an economic boon to a community with a positive impact hard to match by more purely legal avenues of funding.
In another economic theory, the bagel is an ideal symbol, for which we may say the sale price can be represented by the diameter, and the profit margin by the hole in the middle. This is why so few businesses specializing in bialy in particular are successful. Whereas selling an inverse bagel in which the hole exceeds the diameter of the whole would be a pure-profit endeavor, but again most likely a crime, depending upon the jurisdiction in which the theoretical baker operates.
I’m trying to envision the inverse bagel, and what I’ve come up with is either Saturn-shaped, or Earth-shaped but the equator is a huge trench.
Ah, I see, like the iconic image of a mostly eaten apple, gently sloping from it’s poles till we suddenly reach a jagged concavity circumscribing it’s former girth… only made out of boiled bread.
My breakfast specialty of the house is a half bagel with an egg fried in the hole, if I could devise a recipe for creating the inverse of that I should surely have my fortune made.
More than a mostly eaten apple, I’m picturing something like a yo-yo.
I think what you need is a kind of pineapple ring-shaped mold to shape eggs, and then you use a long, narrow piece of boiled bread as a curtain rod to hang them on.
See maybe my bagels have been too tight, more like a double-anus bread, but my idea of the inverse bagel is just two small ridgy cones that insert into each holecrease to create a flat disc of bread. like I’m thinking like donut holes. theyd be bagelplugs