Suggested wine pairing: a carpet shampooer filled with Riunite.
Yet again, it’s
SHAMPOO WEEK!
That means three more comics are coming at you this week, all having to do with the stuff you keep in a bottle in your shower that isn’t bourbon.
Also, I didn’t just make that color up:
Incidentally, Maybe Mushroom looks like it’d make a good shampoo color.
Though it’d probably just be easier to make a shampoo out of cream of mushroom soup.
Maybe Mushroom seems fantastic, but for my own home I’d lean more toward Monkey Madness as the primary, with Armadillo accents and Ostrich Feather siding.
Barely Distinguishable Color Distinguisher is not a job title I’d ever thought I’d pine for, but here we are. I have no portfolio, so if you’ll indulge me in starting one:
How ‘Bout Coffee Teeth
Insufficiently Beige
Expired Candle Wax
Tones of Plover
Jeremy Renner
I’m inexperienced, obviously, but everyone has to start somewhere.
Maybe Mushroom is working hard for it’s well earned ambivalence, and I for one am unconvinced. I much prefer the color of the alternating background in the comic above. What whimsical name might the, uh, Coloraturists have bestowed upon it?
Jumpy: I think it’s way off from the shampoo palette. It looks like an ice cream color, and shampoo should always be sherbet colored.
Tens: Monkey Madness is definitely a better color, but the name invokes imagery of feces on the walls. Insufficiently Beige sounds much more marketable.
Lemoncurry?: I’m thinking something along the lines of Unconvincing Camel, or maybe Poverty-Stricken Grandmother’s Car.
I could see you doing a comprehensive review of paint colors, you know.
I’m pretty sure I voted for that senator.
According to a lot of phrases i’ve heard said in praise of buttocks and their reluctance to quit, pelvic amnesia is not nearly so common as pelvic perseverence.
I had actually thought of reviewing paint color names, so I guess it’s time to do it
It has been some months since this comic was posted, but there has been an important development in the sciences: http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/160776374467/new-paint-colors-invented-by-neural-network
These are my two lovely children, Clardic Fug and Snowbonk.
(Also, Clardic Fug looks EXTREMELY Clardic Fug)