Well, you know, all bridges lead to Rome. I’m not sure how or why, but they do. It’s no wonder the damn place is so crowded all the time. I’ve been trapped in Rome for at least forty years, which is fifteen years longer than I’ve even been alive, but every time I try to leave I just end up back in Rome. I just want to be able to see my family again, and I’m pretty sure no one’s been feeding my cat. Do I even have a cat? I can’t remember…
Damn those romans. You give em an inch, they take a kilometer.
Well, you know, all bridges lead to Rome. I’m not sure how or why, but they do. It’s no wonder the damn place is so crowded all the time. I’ve been trapped in Rome for at least forty years, which is fifteen years longer than I’ve even been alive, but every time I try to leave I just end up back in Rome. I just want to be able to see my family again, and I’m pretty sure no one’s been feeding my cat. Do I even have a cat? I can’t remember…