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2016 Reimagined as a Decorative Trivet

Feb11

by isto on February 11, 2016 at 12:00 am

Chapter: comics

Suggested wine pairing: merlot.

I’m still ironing out some kinks around here, so if you happen to run into any problems on the site, please let me know!

Jus' plain ol' TOG

February 11, 2016, 5:53 am | #

And…
Jus' plain ol' TOG

February 11, 2016, 5:54 am | #

Comments seem to be working perfectly. The calendar is still broken though…
ButterOnABaldMonkey

February 11, 2016, 12:23 pm | #

The Windex dispenser is still busted, it just globs out existential terror with lemon.
Headbone

February 11, 2016, 12:59 pm | #

I always thought thoughts thought. Now it’s confirmed.
ColdFusion

February 11, 2016, 5:43 pm | #

I love it when I have runny thoughts and they get everywhere. usually mine just slough powder
and now I want to ride tapirs. Damn you.
isto

February 11, 2016, 9:33 pm | #

TOG: Thanks. I think the calendar’s days are numbered anyway.

Butter: That’s a problem. It’s supposed to be original-scent existential terror.

Headbone: If actions speak louder than words, do they also think louder than thoughts?

Cold: LOTS of zoos have tapirs, man. Live the dream.
ColdFusion

February 13, 2016, 6:05 pm | #

zoos don’t let you take them for a test drive though.. i bet they’d get a lot more money for their environmental causes if they did
isto

February 14, 2016, 10:38 pm | #

Sports teams don’t “let” you run off with their t-shirt cannons, either, but I’m not about to be caught unarmed in the coming clothing war.
Headbone

February 18, 2016, 5:22 pm | #

I suppose they do! Now I can have just that much more anxiety knowing that even my actions are judging me as I perform them…