Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
I guess we’ll never know whether 2016 is genuinely a real year. Buy my book!
UPDATE
Faster than the Speed of Sound but a Little Slower is now available for digital download in my Etsy store! This is ideal for people who are afraid of tangible objects, or those who would normally have to pay international shipping.
All I have to say to 2016 is that silence = complicity. And was A. Hamster trying to make DMT-free enlightenment juice? I’m not sure that’s even possible…
I think Western Enlightenment Juice uses DMT, whereas Eastern Enlightenment Juice uses… sesame seeds?
damn necro-americans restricting our word usage even worse than cartoon censors.
I just want to say that “some” is the ideal amount of alcohol to drink.
Did you know Necro-Americans don’t even pay taxes?
Don’t be absurd man. Where do you think the Shadow Government gets its funding from, if not from Shadow Taxes?
Oh, are the Shadow Taxpayers dead people? I thought they were living Shadow People.
When’s the last time you met a Shadow Person who actually paid his taxes?
I spend most of my time in train yards and under bridges, so I don’t really meet anyone who pays taxes.