Discussion (5) ¬

1. 
   ColdFusion

   November 19, 2015, 2:52 pm | #

   Just think, you’ll have an entire coleslaw week in the time it takes to disassemble an average-sized grandma and put her parts in a box marked “126-piece grandmother. ages 3 and up”
   I could go for a song about xylem and phloem for sure… though it sounds more like a quirky cartoon about alien brothers who get into WACKY shinoligans.
2. 
   isto

   November 19, 2015, 10:31 pm | #

   I dunno; are the pieces going back in the box in an orderly fashion like a model, or just willy-nilly, like a puzzle? I think I could break grandma down to 126 pieces and just toss them in a box pretty quickly.
3. 
   ColdFusion

   November 20, 2015, 8:15 pm | #

   Willy nilly? I’ll have you know puzzles are randomized using a special wood-fired randomizing machine to make sure no two pieces are ever within the same area code in the box’s borough.
   But I appreciate your suggestion of putting grandma’s pieces onto a bunch of sprues and including instructions for her reassembly..
4. 
   GandaPestile is accountable

   November 22, 2015, 2:50 am | #

   Every rose has its vascular shinoligans,
   Just like every coleslaw has its conflict over correct condiments, due to the sin of Jeroboam.
   Just like every understatement of blatant truth sings his tabloid, tabled song
   Every xylem has its phloem.
   [Yeah it does]

   Repeat chorus until κάθαρσις
5. 
   BrokenEye, the True False Prophet

   November 22, 2015, 6:01 pm | #

   I feel your pain, random old woman. No seriously, your injuries are causing me physical pain. Stop it.