Suggested wine pairing: Bartles & Jaymes’ Exotic Berry drunk from a somewhat-thoroughly rinsed-out bottle of Suave shampoo.
It’s
SHAMPOO WEEK
again!
That means four comics this week, all having to do with the most viscous liquid I rub on my body with a fair degree of regularity.
New comics Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday, which is probably more frequently than you should wash your hair.
This is my first Shampoo Week. I feel nervous, is there anything I should be doing?
holy shit, is it shampoo week again already? Do you do this more than once a year or something? Christ, time flies, and I’m actually having a revelation over this. Like, when I typed that first sentence of this post, I meant it 100% sincerely.
Time to get our shamp on
The road to everywhere is paved with good intentions, as long as you consider the intent to pave a road to be good. I do!
Sutr: I suppose you could shampoo something — your hair, your carpet, your hair’s carpet, etc.
Stephen: Still just once a year! The secret is that years are getting shorter due to budget cuts.
Cold: I love the idea of some nefarious villain paving roads for evil.
I never use shampoo. I don’t even wash my hair with soap. I’ve found that over the long run it makes no difference at all in terms of the look and feel of my hair. No one has ever commented on my hair being any different compared to when I used to wash it. And when I let people feel my hair they always confirm that, indeed, my hair does not feel particularly oily or dirty beyond what would be expected for the natural buildup of oil and dirt throughout the day.
Good to hear, Martin! Understanding your own personal shampoo needs is exactly what Shampoo Week is all about!