Suggested wine pairing: pinot noir.
UPDATE
Clearly, Monday’s comic is behind schedule; I spent most of my drawing time working on my Super Secret Special Surprise project over the weekend.
HOWEVER, you can once again reach Mountain Time via www.porpoiseburps.com, so try to hustle your friends in a game of “I bet THIS isn’t an active domain.”
I feel bad for abandoning all my hats when I grew up, but they just didn’t fit my life anymore.
Don’t feel too bad. That’s just a natural part of the circle of hats.