Statistics makes it trustworthy. Alcohol makes it monologue-hypothesis-worthy. Chimneyfoot never made it at all, because he seems to be the generic guy to harass over such issues of conceptuality.
Beer is a gateway drug. To drunkitudinality. Beer is a segway speech device. To meta-tudinality. This link is a gateway drug http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/MountainTime , to *censored*. (This part of the sonnet goes backwards)
MARVEL SECRET WARS: the wars nobody fought or knew about!
Tailgating at a hardware store actually makes sense. Weird Al got it dead on right with that one song of his. They’re pretty entertaining.
Haunted beer sounds like a fun promotion. Get a ghost in your beer, win a free ghost!
Statistics makes it trustworthy. Alcohol makes it monologue-hypothesis-worthy. Chimneyfoot never made it at all, because he seems to be the generic guy to harass over such issues of conceptuality.
Beer is a gateway drug. To drunkitudinality. Beer is a segway speech device. To meta-tudinality. This link is a gateway drug http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/MountainTime , to *censored*. (This part of the sonnet goes backwards)
MARVEL SECRET WARS: the wars nobody fought or knew about!
Tailgating at a hardware store actually makes sense. Weird Al got it dead on right with that one song of his. They’re pretty entertaining.
Haunted beer sounds like a fun promotion. Get a ghost in your beer, win a free ghost!
Panda: I think Chimneyfoot is perfectly adept at dealing with all sorts of concepts. He just deals with each one 12 ounces at a time.
Cold: The mountains turn green to let you know when your beer is spooooooky enough to drink.