Axe-man, axe-man,
Does the best that he can!
Trips on a rock and murders a cherry,
And the cops, well they aren’t merry.
Hides in a termite terrarium,
Then finds out he’s food for ’em.
(spoken) Oh axe-man, I know that promotional standee is kind of offensive, but at least it won’t eat you!
Oh this is wonderful on a few counts. You get me thinking about Itchy and Scratchy Land with that walking axe, then many seasons later, the gag about the giant GMO vegetables “the corn’s not so big” “that’s baby corn!” I mean a giant cherry is like the world’s largest ant (it’s an inch and a half long)
Then you manage to make a genuinely original movie marquee gag. Then a delightful red-stained herring, as I was sure the real axe was the one without angry “American package art needs this” eyebrows. You got me! And that bobby.
I want to see Space Court. I want to see the Nostalgia Critic review of Space Court.
Axe-man, axe-man,
Does the best that he can!
Trips on a rock and murders a cherry,
And the cops, well they aren’t merry.
Hides in a termite terrarium,
Then finds out he’s food for ’em.
(spoken) Oh axe-man, I know that promotional standee is kind of offensive, but at least it won’t eat you!
Axe-maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Oh this is wonderful on a few counts. You get me thinking about Itchy and Scratchy Land with that walking axe, then many seasons later, the gag about the giant GMO vegetables “the corn’s not so big” “that’s baby corn!” I mean a giant cherry is like the world’s largest ant (it’s an inch and a half long)
Then you manage to make a genuinely original movie marquee gag. Then a delightful red-stained herring, as I was sure the real axe was the one without angry “American package art needs this” eyebrows. You got me! And that bobby.
I want to see Space Court. I want to see the Nostalgia Critic review of Space Court.