If only there was someone there at the shark attack who could have dealt out justice with, I don’t know, arrows?
I can’t help but notice Equals never paid for his food. Did they put it on his tab or are they giving him free liver or do they accept the dissolving acid as payment or what?
Garment sharks are the worst. Though when they attack bikini babes, it is a fun time had by all.
I like that Equals uses different straws for outputting acid as inputting food. No reflux disease problems for this guy!
I was just saying the other day how weird it is that we went through this period of highly intellectual tv channels and then they all became the lowest-of-brow junk. Why can’t we have both? They could share the channel, like Nick and Nick Jr. and Nick at Nite.
Circle: Equals is like that neighborhood cat that comes around, and you slip it a sardine because you like it, and everyone else in the office complains that the place reeks of sardines, but you’re allergic to sardines, and what are you supposed to do, eat the cost of the rest of the can of sardines every day?
Cold: How do the different times of day play out, though? The Shark Harasser in the morning/afternoon, actual nature documentaries in the evening, and 90 Day Shark Fiance after the watershed? Because I could get on board with that.
It took me a minute to connect what you were saying. I thought it was a joke on “resurrection” rather than “passion” on the first pass. Although I guess it could be both.
Yeah something like that. History channel could air Hitler’s Jetpack in the morning, legitimate WW2 documentaries in the evening, and Hitler’s Alien Concubines at night.
Xin: “Resurrection” is when a Native American gets aroused on the (generally terrible) land set aside for his people. “Passion” is the essence of rewriting romance comics.
Cold: I can’t count how many times I ate dinner as a kid watching real documentaries and learning about eagles and whales and shit. Too bad I never saw one on condors, or I wouldn’t have made my condor design look like a shitty version of the Seattle Seahawks logo.
(In keeping with the Native American theme of this comment block, I’m aware that the Seahawks logo is based on indigenous art of the Pacific Northwest; the Portland Art Museum has many relevant displays. Kinda like how Hitler’s Alien Concubines has many relevant displays of sexy, blonde, blue-eyed aliens, AM I RIGHT?!)
If only there was someone there at the shark attack who could have dealt out justice with, I don’t know, arrows?
I can’t help but notice Equals never paid for his food. Did they put it on his tab or are they giving him free liver or do they accept the dissolving acid as payment or what?
Garment sharks are the worst. Though when they attack bikini babes, it is a fun time had by all.
I like that Equals uses different straws for outputting acid as inputting food. No reflux disease problems for this guy!
I was just saying the other day how weird it is that we went through this period of highly intellectual tv channels and then they all became the lowest-of-brow junk. Why can’t we have both? They could share the channel, like Nick and Nick Jr. and Nick at Nite.
Circle: Equals is like that neighborhood cat that comes around, and you slip it a sardine because you like it, and everyone else in the office complains that the place reeks of sardines, but you’re allergic to sardines, and what are you supposed to do, eat the cost of the rest of the can of sardines every day?
Cold: How do the different times of day play out, though? The Shark Harasser in the morning/afternoon, actual nature documentaries in the evening, and 90 Day Shark Fiance after the watershed? Because I could get on board with that.
Easter is coming up. Happy passion week!
Aw geez, do I have to resurrect Mountin’ Time? I only have one romance comic left in my collection, and I’m busy with the “The Shortest Steps” series.
It took me a minute to connect what you were saying. I thought it was a joke on “resurrection” rather than “passion” on the first pass. Although I guess it could be both.
Yeah something like that. History channel could air Hitler’s Jetpack in the morning, legitimate WW2 documentaries in the evening, and Hitler’s Alien Concubines at night.
Xin: “Resurrection” is when a Native American gets aroused on the (generally terrible) land set aside for his people. “Passion” is the essence of rewriting romance comics.
Cold: I can’t count how many times I ate dinner as a kid watching real documentaries and learning about eagles and whales and shit. Too bad I never saw one on condors, or I wouldn’t have made my condor design look like a shitty version of the Seattle Seahawks logo.
(In keeping with the Native American theme of this comment block, I’m aware that the Seahawks logo is based on indigenous art of the Pacific Northwest; the Portland Art Museum has many relevant displays. Kinda like how Hitler’s Alien Concubines has many relevant displays of sexy, blonde, blue-eyed aliens, AM I RIGHT?!)
And a happy Easter!
..On which I have to admit that I still don’t understand what I think is meant to be a pun in that first sentence.
reservations are frequently abbreviated to ‘the res’ see. res-erection. Teepee in your trousers.
Xin: ColdFusion nailed it.