I can’t believe I’ve never heard that gag before.. I can just see the pilot shaking his fist angrily at the sky BERNOULLIIIIIIiiii (and then someone explains it’s more about angle of incidence)
Hmm I’m guessing that a potato invented the airplane. Everybody thinks it was popcorn, but it was potatoes.
That is one sturdy tree branch, to be able to impale a grown human without buckling or snapping. Must’ve been treated with some sort of stiffening agent, perhaps a mysterious starch of some kind?
That extreme close-up on Dave really accentuates his lack-of-facial-features. I wonder if having a squarer head is the stick-figure equivalent of chiselled cheekbones?
i did not process that the second half of the comic may be related to the first half or that the plane crash mentioned is the fate of the plane mentioned. this blissful extraction of context may have allowed me to survive the mystery.
I can’t believe I’ve never heard that gag before.. I can just see the pilot shaking his fist angrily at the sky BERNOULLIIIIIIiiii (and then someone explains it’s more about angle of incidence)
Hmm I’m guessing that a potato invented the airplane. Everybody thinks it was popcorn, but it was potatoes.
That is one sturdy tree branch, to be able to impale a grown human without buckling or snapping. Must’ve been treated with some sort of stiffening agent, perhaps a mysterious starch of some kind?
That extreme close-up on Dave really accentuates his lack-of-facial-features. I wonder if having a squarer head is the stick-figure equivalent of chiselled cheekbones?
Cold: I know, right? It’s just sitting there, waiting for someone to start making Speed jokes so it can get noticed. Thankfully, my old lady did so.
I never believed the popcorn speculation. That food clearly put all of its stat points in getting lodged between your teeth.
NAR: I think you’re onto something there. All those farm subsidies have to go somewhere. Why not the Forest Service?
Whee: More of a chiseled jawline, I’d venture, but it makes sense. Dave can look however he wants, so why not look hot?
i did not process that the second half of the comic may be related to the first half or that the plane crash mentioned is the fate of the plane mentioned. this blissful extraction of context may have allowed me to survive the mystery.
But now you have. Sorry for the risk!
I just want to know what school that speed limit sign is warning pilots about. Maybe it’s just the school of hard knocks, though.