TMTHB 68: Capillary Astronaut 4: Cassowary Apricot
May22
Suggested wine pairing: frosé.
That little farce was a nice addition to the
MOUNTAIN TIME HURLY BURLY
in my opinion. If you disagree, you can WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE, you PERFECTLY REASONABLE READER who MIGHT NOT NECESSARILY LOVE EVERY EPISODE, which is why there are SO MANY EPISODES with SO MANY DISTINCT SKITS about the end of the world.
Due to technical difficulties (my computer is from woolly mammoth times and finally hit its breaking point, and my new one won’t be here until later in the week), this might just be a Monday-Thursday week. But check back Tuesday just in case.
I can’t believe you made four “awkwardly improvised lie turns out to perfectly match an unknown truth” jokes in a row and it was funny the whole way through. I wouldn’t have thought it possible. Respect.
Ah I know computer troubles so well. Been having TV troubles, which are different but kind of worse. Getting the color settings just right is like trying to develop a vaccine by throwing darts at random animals and licking them afterward. The darts, I mean.
Now that I think of it, Chim would be either great or terrible at kicking sports, with that thing. He’d be amazing at foot-based jai alai, that’s for sure.
And once again I have been introduced to THE best floor-cleaner-related pun in history. Better than Lemon Blow brand crackpipe cleaning solution.
Stephen: Thanks! I’m just proud of doing CANS–>AWW instead of CAN–>SAW.
Cold: You should draw that vaccine method. It’s good.
My TV is only used for sports and movies, but neither the “sports” setting nor the “theater” setting really get it right, and then you get lazy and watch really dim soccer.
Chim’s left thigh has gotta be strong as hell, but since the chimney’s always attached, he doesn’t really gain any advantage. Also, the dexterity you lose when your foot is an arrangement of bricks can’t be understated. Probably his best move is stomping on your toes, but that’ll get you a yellow card. And if you’re foot’s bricks, you aren’t fast enough to get to anybody’s toes to begin with.
Ha! As hastily-improvised names that are nonetheless bought lock, stock and barrel in webcomics go, these are up there with the best of Terror Island.
“Name?”
“Valerie Llygwyln.”
“You don’t look female. Or Welsh.”
“So it’s obviously not something I’d choose as a fake name.”
“Good point.”
(http://www.terrorisland.net/strips/120.html)
Wow, it’s been a minute since I’ve seen Terror Island! And that’s solid logic.