it’s still a punchline 14 years in the making, it’s just now you have to actually top this. Just as one tops a hot dog with various combinations of vinegar and sugar and salt.
As for hot dog topping I remain as ever stolidly in the Mustard camp, (and with the pickle in the middle as Mr. Kitzel’s old song goes.)
It strikes me that Dave’s power to change the fundamental nature of a character with a mere thought is very much akin to the power wielded by an author. Could it be? No, of course not. But come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Isto wear a top-hat, or recall ever seeing Dave post in the Comment section.
I recommend mustard, onion, and a couple pickle chips. To me, that’s the optimum flavor profile for even the hottest of dogs. (I don’t mean hot links; I’m just being dumb.)
And honestly, Dave is the hardest character to write BECAUSE he can do anything. It means you have to come up with things and pick one, y’know? Chim just drinks and does math at things. I like that.
I imagine difficulty in writing the character must have done in Soup-of-the-Day Steve, simply ran out of soups and so his days were numbered.
Well, if Dave isn’t an Authorial Self-Insert Mary-Sue, my second guess would have been that it is the role of Mr Football Pants.
Or rather was, as the End is Nigh as they say.
Though knowing the residents of New Lancaster and Narwhal City, being dead won’t stop them from setting up shop and continuing on as usual in the Afterworld and/or Underlife.
Mr. Football Pants? I wish. I’ve never sold a single jar, but have purchased several. My jar-expenditure differential is abysmal.
But keep in mind, Mr. Football pants is the best jar salesman across the *galaxy*, meaning that he almost certainly hasn’t been on Earth (or Ganymede, for that matter) during these most fateful few hours we call the Hurly Burly.
Okay I’ve been reading Mountain Time on and off since the days of the Gwen Stefani turtles but this joke was so funny it literally made me laugh out loud and broke my comment virginity. Bless you.
it’s still a punchline 14 years in the making, it’s just now you have to actually top this. Just as one tops a hot dog with various combinations of vinegar and sugar and salt.
Don’t go trying to sneak ketchup propaganda into this discourse. This is a website of sophistication.
As for hot dog topping I remain as ever stolidly in the Mustard camp, (and with the pickle in the middle as Mr. Kitzel’s old song goes.)
It strikes me that Dave’s power to change the fundamental nature of a character with a mere thought is very much akin to the power wielded by an author. Could it be? No, of course not. But come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Isto wear a top-hat, or recall ever seeing Dave post in the Comment section.
I recommend mustard, onion, and a couple pickle chips. To me, that’s the optimum flavor profile for even the hottest of dogs. (I don’t mean hot links; I’m just being dumb.)
And honestly, Dave is the hardest character to write BECAUSE he can do anything. It means you have to come up with things and pick one, y’know? Chim just drinks and does math at things. I like that.
I imagine difficulty in writing the character must have done in Soup-of-the-Day Steve, simply ran out of soups and so his days were numbered.
Well, if Dave isn’t an Authorial Self-Insert Mary-Sue, my second guess would have been that it is the role of Mr Football Pants.
Or rather was, as the End is Nigh as they say.
Though knowing the residents of New Lancaster and Narwhal City, being dead won’t stop them from setting up shop and continuing on as usual in the Afterworld and/or Underlife.
Mr. Football Pants? I wish. I’ve never sold a single jar, but have purchased several. My jar-expenditure differential is abysmal.
But keep in mind, Mr. Football pants is the best jar salesman across the *galaxy*, meaning that he almost certainly hasn’t been on Earth (or Ganymede, for that matter) during these most fateful few hours we call the Hurly Burly.
Okay I’ve been reading Mountain Time on and off since the days of the Gwen Stefani turtles but this joke was so funny it literally made me laugh out loud and broke my comment virginity. Bless you.
I love that.