Suggested wine pairing: a light lager with grape syrup.

 

The bunker under New Lancaster City Hall is basically a cruise ship. It’s got restaurants, bars, a jazz club, gorgeous carpets, an entity that sucks out your life force and becomes you, theater, arcades, magic shows, someone in a funny mask with an unfunny knife, sandwiches on demand, glass-walled elevators, water slides, and cleaning women who open your cabin door while you’re having sex.