Suggested wine pairing: zinfandel.
Sure, real eyes realize real lies, but don’t shifty eyes shit I’s shifty lies? I’m making you THINK for once, and that’s dangerous*.
*I wrote this at 3am, New Year’s Day, after a cocktail, a bottle of bubbly, and a bunch of beer. So it’s probably pretty important.
Why did Chim ask the question if it didn’t make sense to him?
I don’t think you need to analyze the “plump when you cook ’em” bit.
Ah sweet beautiful drunk talk. And eyy you busted out some o’ the ol’ annie-may-shun-you. Very nice.
I’m solidly a “Go Meat!” guy, but I was raised “Everyone would be in love with me” and I still share some of those values.
This sphinxy lady is a cutie, has she showed up before?
“Write drunk, edit sober” is presented here even more directly than usual.
This is Splendavius’ first appearance, and I bet that, in whatever dimension that is, the sausages are spectacular.
Well remind me of ol’ Splenda next time you’re due for fanart.
Pretty sure I’m due.