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My dudes, it’s
SHAMPOO WEEK
again, and let me tell ya, the lather is as full as a Tokyo phone book. Check back Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday for more comics about a certain viscous fluid everyone owns but no one should drink—and no, I don’t mean napalm.
Great, now I have to re-read every sci-fi short-story collection I have until I find the one about future technicians needing to find a specialist because none know how an ancient worm-gear driven door works.
Is tartar sauce intended for raw beef? Is it good for the scalp?
Oh man, “tartar” didn’t even occur to me. I immediately went to “steak tartare” because I was going by pronunciation rather than spelling.
Tartar sauce would probably grease up your scalp to a bad degree, but I bet it would leave your hair silky smooth.
way to turn things around, Anders. they’ll demand you get exorcised, but they might give you a second chance afterwards.
the trick to reciting prime numbers is that you don’t really need to know which numbers are prime, people are only going to know the first few, and are only going to check the last few.
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2551: the trick to calling out a prime number is to do it while a sphinx is listening. those things are the backbone of modern cryptography for a reason.
It’s that special week that feels so magical, you’d believe shampoo really could cure neurological disorders. I can just see the movie now: Lorenzo’s Oily Scalp.
Bern: You can really just utter any 5 digits, and as long as the last one is 7, everyone will assume it’s prime.
Cold: A little trepanation will really improve the effectiveness.