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My new crush: Tootmilk when he makes his saucy innuendo face.
I love this little guy. I would buy a plush of him probably. Also that is not only a great pun by normal great pun standards, it’s also a great pun compared to the awful one I made in my comic once.
about Midol, I mean.
Teddi: I’ll put in a good word.
Cold: Out with it, man!
Oh it was literally just “I invented a medicine for these symptoms, I call it “my doll” because it’s comforting”
Totally lame. I should have gone with like “I named it after my doll” and then you think it’s Midol but it turns out her doll’s name is Pamprin or something. THAT’s a joke.
Good evening, I was just checking out your site and submitted this message via your contact form. The “contact us” page on your site sends you messages like this via email which is the reason you’re reading my message right now right? This is the most important achievement with any kind of advertising, getting people to actually READ your advertisement and this is exactly what you’re doing now! If you have something you would like to promote to thousands of websites via their contact forms in the U.S. or to any country worldwide let me know, I can even target specific niches and my costs are super reasonable. Send a reply to: lethamidurr@gmail.com
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I wonder who decides the names for these spambots. Are they pulled from real people, just like telemarketers disguise themselves as real people’s numbers?
I also love how very different their two messages are. Who writes that? Do they come from different spambot-hives? The second one doesn’t even have an ad, the name is clickable but it doesn’t lead to a website.
@ColdFusion
there have been ones like the second one for a long time.
the name is a random word, links to a random word (not a webpage) and the text is a random word.
I convinced it I was its embarrassing science dad, which stopped it for like a week. but then I bragged about lying and it returned. so I think it reads the comments?
I love how the first one:
-is trying to sell the service of spamming other people to isto.
-thinks it’s in an email and not a comment section
related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MTpYRvR960
iterate
@ColdFusion see
@Regional
you’re inexplicable. I think that’s intentional. and yes it’s funny. and yes, I still like absurd humor.
it’s just, I’m in a headspace of situational irony, so far as I’m attempting any humor at all.
that’s partly this virus business, and partly trying to write something with broader appeal.
the first one is trying to sell the act of trying to sell, and is making mistakes.
you’ve apparently just been trying to brighten our day.
and that’s also a good punchline.
thank you.