Suggested wine pairing: a white grape lit on fire and dropped into a martini glass containing two ounces of Everclear and a green Micro Machine.
Suggested wine pairing: a white grape lit on fire and dropped into a martini glass containing two ounces of Everclear and a green Micro Machine.
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all I can think about is that time Strong Bad thought The Cheat’s iMac mouse was a bar of soap. Also sexy old body wash commercials. I miss them so.
Quality scientist hair going on there, man.
Oh man, I don’t remember that Strong Bad. I also don’t remember any sexy body wash commercials, but I do remember when Herbal Essences kept implying that their shampoo gave you orgasms.
(Shit, I’m not supposed to talk about shampoo yet.)
Yeah that’s what I meant but I didn’t wanna jumpstart holy week early. The scalp grease hasn’t seen its shadow yet, we don’t want 6 more weeks of leave-in conditioner.
Wait, those commercials were about orgasms? I thought they were implying that their shampoo was a powerful topical hallucinogen. Though I suppose for all I know, it very well might be. I’ve never actually tried Herbal Essences, and if I have I certainly never inhaled.
A hallucinogenic orgasm is just a normal orgasm but there’s elves revealing that the universe is a hologram.