Suggested wine pairing: gin and tonic.
I submit to you that 1002 is one of the funniest numbers in the biz, and is thus a much better milestone for a comic series than 1000.
Suggested wine pairing: gin and tonic.
I submit to you that 1002 is one of the funniest numbers in the biz, and is thus a much better milestone for a comic series than 1000.
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really he’s not busy, but other people are too busy to do all the work bringing him to dinner, and they know he wouldn’t enjoy it, so they don’t bother.
I thought two dings meant the elevator goes down twice, but learned in psychobiology that that’s just an illusion.
live fire saves floppy-haired individual wrapped in carpet from being drowned by harp-playing frog is definitely political.
also you can say 1002 as ten lo tsoo if you’re drunk, which is also a way you can say tell don’t show.
The “slime” “dines” “alone”, if you catch my drift.
Oh, to be able to converse with satellites.
In this case the term “flowerpot” is aspirational, not representational. Just like when your roommate describes himself as a “rock star”.
Bern: Yeah, but he’s looking pretty thin now. If people cared about him, they’d give him a good meal.
*Ding*
Teddielle: This is why I don’t surf. How could I ever catch a wave if I can’t even catch a drift?
*Ding*
Beaver: TIL you can crush a flowerpot’s dreams by planting ferns in them.
Seuss quality for sure. I’ll never look the same at ‘into someone’s arms’ again.
That last panel had me weirdly thinking the body rolled up in a blanket was a candle dripping wax.
Now think about “with open arms.” Arms sliced open to the bone, blood and fat and tendons all on display, welcoming you.
the elephant in the room offers you an ice-cream scooper and points one of its tusks at you. it has a hole bored in the top near the tip and makes a sound like something wet is sliding around inside when it moves.
when paying mind, only neuroscientists and people who are shown a handy chart have the option to simultaneously pay respect.
If two dings means that the elevator is going down, then what do five dings mean?
Bern: A free ice cream scoop? Nice. It won’t be enough to trade for the services of an elephant surgeon, though.
Circle: You’ve been parking too close to other cars.