Perhaps the grapes launched a preemptive strike in an effort to preclude the possibility that those people may have chosen to drink wine, or alternatively, those grapes may have felt the need to be drunk as profoundly as those people felt the need to drink, and there has simply been the usual sort of cross-cultural misunderstanding. This situation requires intensive mediation! Now to find a mediator fluent in both grape and teapotinese, or is that teapotish, teapotulian perhaps?
That horrible day and then the grapes attack. May as well to add a purple polka-dotted Kyusu and call it a day.
I won’t be adopting teapot-speak anytime soon, but if they keep saying such profound things.. maybe I should speak TO teapots..
Perhaps the grapes launched a preemptive strike in an effort to preclude the possibility that those people may have chosen to drink wine, or alternatively, those grapes may have felt the need to be drunk as profoundly as those people felt the need to drink, and there has simply been the usual sort of cross-cultural misunderstanding. This situation requires intensive mediation! Now to find a mediator fluent in both grape and teapotinese, or is that teapotish, teapotulian perhaps?