oh god, the beat panel.. the ending.. the title.. I laughed so hard.
Best of all you briefly distracted me, by making me wonder if oysters really would overpower an omelette
That’s how technology progresses. The first wave of masochistic cows go largely unnoticed by the general populace. 15 years later, everyone’s got a pocket bovine begging to be flicked in the face. The ubiquitous refrain: “How did we ever get along without these things?”
oh god, the beat panel.. the ending.. the title.. I laughed so hard.
Best of all you briefly distracted me, by making me wonder if oysters really would overpower an omelette
You better believe they do.
I’ve kicked man a cow in my day… the only advice I got was a ram to the stomach… maybe I’m not doing it right?
This cow would make PETA’s collective heads explode.
That cow’s face is going to be so tender. Mmmm.
Masochistic cows?
Just the one.
Warning: If bitten by Thopson’s Water Seal you may become a sapeint wereotter
Crap I typoed sapient
HHP: We’re you kicking it in the head?
Sometimes you kick the cow, and sometimes the cow kicks you.
They go to all the trouble of breeding a cow that *wants* to be kicked in the head for epic advice, and then no one does it. Typical.
That’s how technology progresses. The first wave of masochistic cows go largely unnoticed by the general populace. 15 years later, everyone’s got a pocket bovine begging to be flicked in the face. The ubiquitous refrain: “How did we ever get along without these things?”