Suggested wine pairing: A boxed Cabernet Sauvignon. If that is too exotic, any cheese you have in the house will do. If you are allergic to all of the above, might I suggest Stress Relief tea and tissues?
GUEST WEEK
Today’s comic is furnished by Jenn Lisa, who once turned down my proposal of marriage simply because we have never been romantically involved and I’m partnered with her cousin. Check her out on the gram.
Heavy. That’s not the wave of freedom, is it?
Normally I’d assume not, but I happen to know Jenn is engaged, and, you know, freedom rings…